My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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