I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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