my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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