Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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