i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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