I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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