i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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