Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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