Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When are your genitals available?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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