what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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