Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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