STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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