But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
