Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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