Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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