I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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