Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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