im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
