yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
