jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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