HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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