i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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