Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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