They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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