What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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