i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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