Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize