Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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