She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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