Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
