he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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