I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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