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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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