im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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