around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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