if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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