he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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