Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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