I can't breathe out the right side of my face
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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