I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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