Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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