He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Drake has all the answers
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Oh god it's open bar.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
