That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
