accomplished twins. life is a go
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The adults are the big ones right?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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