Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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