Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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