You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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