Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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