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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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