So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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