I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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