They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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