She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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