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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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