Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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