Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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