Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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