I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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