i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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