Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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